Friday, February 15, 2013

It Begins ... Planet Under Attack

Extra-terrestrials heaving big-ass rocks have finally come to erase this blot on the cosmos.
A meteorite shot across the sky in central Russia early on Friday and sent fireballs crashing to Earth, smashing windows, setting off car alarms and injuring 150 people.
We're a little surprised that news of Wayne LaPierre-anoid's pathetic screed hit the rest of the universe so quickly, but if it brought some action we're not complaining.

"Wayne LaPierre-anoid" from Victor at No More Mr. Nice Blog. Instant classic!


Aunt Snow said...

what, he didn't shoot it down?

Brendan Keefe said...
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Brendan Keefe said...

@AS: Haha! I was just trying to put together such a response, but nothing I had came anywhere near in succinctness. Glad you beat me to it.

To the post's opening point, though: one thing I have not been able to stop thinking about all day is that this event indicates to me that our world has measurably improved on at least one critical score. Can you imagine something streaking into the atmosphere and exploding over Russia during the height of the Cold War? We'd be in a global fucking panic right now, assuming we're weren't all already preemptively nuked.

Weird Dave said...

Chemtrails from space.