Sunday, February 24, 2013

Carloads Of Crackers

Figured if we slept 'til the crack of noon the 55th annual Great American Race, having started at 0900 our time, would be over & done w/, but no. (If these goobers can watch this crap for five hrs. straight, why do none of them have the attention span to see & understand what's really going on in this scab of a nation?)

Still quite the metaphor for these United Snakes: Where glibertarians resisting the oppression of gov't. regulation once ran from the Revenuers like the cowards they are, now a collection of drones drive in a circle or whatever, they & their cars covered in adverts for the very corporations that make their lives horrors of consumption & conformity, stopping only for horrible accidents or demonstrations of road rage from the drivers.

We had forgotten how un-exciting the pit stops are. And are disappointed that no driver has been thrown from his/her car into the stands, causing death & permanent injury to spectators. You hicks aren't going fast enough yet.

4 comments:

OBS said...

Evidently a few people were hurt pretty badly at yesterday's pre-stupidity shitshow of a "race" when a cracker's car crashed and sent a bunch of parts into the stands. So there's that.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

(If these goobers can watch this crap for five hrs. straight, why do none of them have the attention span to see & understand what's really going on in this scab of a nation?)

They see it, and they like it.
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mikey said...

But Bouffant. They all are turning LEFT!!

M. Bouffant said...

Oval Editor:
We'd still like to see a driver thrown loose.

Three lefts do make a right, y'know.

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.