Head Covering Report

We've been noticing straw hats on the fashion forward both in local meat space & on André 3000 in this gawd-awful advertwhich is inevitably played louder than the programming/drivel it interrupts, thereby disturbing the zen-like meditative state we try to achieve when watching telebision. While the straw number may catch on (W/ the climate jerking us around, the hipster's felt fedora may soon be too hot & muggy for comfort in our soon-to-be tropic zone.) we're not as sure about the look Johnny Depp will be sporting in the upcoming Lone Ranger flick.

Armie Hammer as The Lone Ranger and Johnny Depp as his sidekick Tonto

It does make a statement. Unless that's a trained crow (A hallucination? Something?) rather than headgear.