|From IKEA's Malm page. Too little, too late.|
NBC News:Fuck this shit. I'm off to Burbank to loot the local IKEA before it burns to the ground. Anyone w/ me?After 3 Deaths, Ikea Recalls Millions of Dangerous Dressers — Ikea Recalling Tens of Millions of Dressers Over Tipping Concerns 1:52 — Ikea has issued a recall for 29 million chests and dressers that can easily tip over onto children, injuring or killing them, NBC News confirmed.
On the other hand, giving stupid children enough rope is not a bad move in the direction of population control &/or reduction. Nor are parents w/o blame. (Are they ever?) Another quandary where nihilism seems the only answer.