Of eight possible teams*, we get last yr.'s K.C. Royal losers & New York's Johnny-come-lately Dodger/Giant imitators, the Mets, who moved National League baseball in Noo Yawk City to Queens, fer cryin' out loud. It is almost impossible to care any less; WEB of EVIL wishes a pox on both their stadia.*Only worse possibility: St. Louis/Texas. Dodged a bullet there.