Saturday, January 31, 2015

Not To Worry, Threat Level Down

Announcement from the Imperial Republic of Bouffant:
We are currently holding our suitcase nuclear weapons & atomic blimps until Super Bowl L50
next yr. at Santa Clara's Levi's Stadium.
Imperial Bouffant Storm Troopers w/ a smaller nuclear device.
(Humanoids have a yr. to stop being pig assholes, or say goodbye to the tech scum of Silicon Valley: BOOM!!!)
Oops, there goes Sunnyvale!


Weird Dave said...

Uh, you do know the drawback with nuclear artillery don't you?

M. Bouffant said...

Numb Editor:
Doesn't slaughter as many innocents (No one is innocent!) as one might want?

I'm ready to smash two lumps of plutonium together w/ my bare hands if it stops the boredom, so blowback is no worry.