Thursday, January 8, 2015

Big Mike's Medieval Mind

Mike Huckabee's new book God, Guns, Gri[f]ts and Gravy[s] is about to hit the streets. U.S. News & World Report picks a few boogers & examines them, as booger-pickers are wont:
1. "Jay-Z, The Pimp"
Huckabee hardly leaves a celebrity spared in his riffs on the corrosive effects of Hollywood culture, but he saves special scorn for hip-hop's most famous couple, Jay-Z and Beyonce. Huckabee compared the duo's 2013 Grammy Award performance to watching "foreplay."
"My reaction: Why? Beyonce is incredibly talented – gifted, in fact. She has an exceptional set of pipes and can actually sing. She is a terrific dancer – without the explicit moves best left for the privacy of her bedroom. Jay-Z is a very shrewd businessman, but I wonder: Does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?"
Gifted & stuff, sure, but apparently w/o any agency whatsoever & was unknown before Jay-Z discovered her waiting tables at an Olive Garden in Des Moines, right? Jesus (so to speak) Huck!

1 comment:

Weird Dave said...

Chapter 10: "Bend Over and Take It Like a Prisoner!"

Methinks Uncle Sugar has been 'inconvenienced' at the airport one time too many.