Friday, August 21, 2009

Today's Diet Aid

Picture this: We've just taken our first shower in a wk.; as we sit here, butt-nekkid & typing, we're smoking a cigarette. Be glad we don't have a camera w/ a timer (or a flunky) to take the picture.
If you've already shoveled down your dinner, beware: Merely thinking about this for too long can lead to bulimia. (Be sure to brush your teeth after vomiting. Don't want stomach acid on the dental enamel.)
Now that we've smoked that last butt, it's off to Vons.

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