Non-Performing Editor: Oh ho! We'd thought it was just inane branding, but putting it in that context we suddenly realized that, as it's the AFTRA-SAG FCU, "performance" is what someone thought would be clever & meaningful to stupid acting types.
Credit Report Editor: Yeah, it is a CU, but the only reason we're overdrawn is they've taken to hitting members w/ a US$15.00 charge if their average monthly balance is under US$250.00. Otherwise we'd have had enough money to get a pack of butts today & avoid embarrassment. They also make members keep $50.00 (US) in the savings acc't. & don't let us touch it.
It is a quandary & a dilemma what the hell to do. Mebbe we'll just get one of those Social Security debit cards; not as if we'll ever be getting a car or house or anything loan from them.
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How much does the "performance" upgrade cost, and how many extra horsepowers does the checking account have now?
Non-Performing Editor:
Oh ho! We'd thought it was just inane branding, but putting it in that context we suddenly realized that, as it's the AFTRA-SAG FCU, "performance" is what someone thought would be clever & meaningful to stupid acting types.
At least it's a credit union.
Credit Report Editor:
Yeah, it is a CU, but the only reason we're overdrawn is they've taken to hitting members w/ a US$15.00 charge if their average monthly balance is under US$250.00. Otherwise we'd have had enough money to get a pack of butts today & avoid embarrassment. They also make members keep $50.00 (US) in the savings acc't. & don't let us touch it.
It is a quandary & a dilemma what the hell to do. Mebbe we'll just get one of those Social Security debit cards; not as if we'll ever be getting a car or house or anything loan from them.
Might get out of the month with a positive balance! Woo hoo!
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