Saturday, November 4, 2017

"Bowling Green Massacre" Happens!

Kellyanne Conway hasn't been very visible or audible recently; if she's not busy destroying evidence, deleting e-mails
& erasing hard drives, then she at least has the common sense to distance herself as far as possible from Trump's Washington swamp-filling, & to avoid further statements of alternative fact.
The Bowling Green massacre is a fictitious incident alluded to by U.S. Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway in interviews with Cosmopolitan and TMZ on January 29, 2017, and in an interview on the MSNBC news program Hardball with Chris Matthews on February 2, 2017.
Imagine our surprise on seeing this. Apparently they have transcended the reality-based world.
 Max Greenwood / The Hill:
Rand Paul assaulted at Kentucky home: police  —  Kentucky State Police have arrested a man accused of assaulting Sen. Rand Paul  —  (R-Ky.) at his home in Bowling Green, the senator's office confirmed on Saturday.  —  “Senator Paul was blindsided and the victim of an assault,” Kelsey Cooper …
RELATED:
 Don Sergent / Daily News:
BG man charged with assaulting Paul at senator's home  —  A Bowling Green man was arrested Friday and charged with fourth-degree assault following an incident at the Bowling Green home of U.S. Sen. Rand Paul.  —  Rene Boucher, 59, is in the Warren County Regional Jail in lieu of a $5,000 bond …
It would appear blindsiding/sucker-punching Sen. Rand Paul is the sum total of today's promised day of resistance & violent Xian-beheading & whatnot that had the punters pants-pooping.
Tip o' le chapeau to Badtux.

"My Old Kentucky Home" - Paul Robeson

2 comments:

Kordo said...

That FB post was amazing! It was like Wingnut Bingo on ‘Roids. Where did you find that lost soul? Can you imagine what the inside of her head must be like? Just fuggin’ awesome....

BadTux said...

Shaun, it was actually one of Jim Wright's readers ( stonekettle.com ) who found that Facebook post and sent a screenshot to Jim. I merely swiped it from him and added my own spin to it at my blog, along with a followup about reports that antifa supersoldiers were going to rise up on November 4 and kill all white people and take over the U.S. government.

Err, November 4... that's today!

So, fellow antifa supersoldiers (since everybody else clearly died when we arose, bwahahahaha!)... what are we doing for an afterparty? Will there be pizza there?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin