Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Polling Up-Date

Dixville Notch, N.H., voted 'round midnight & announced four for Clinton, two for the aged douche-bro.

The Northern Marianas closed over an hr. ago, Guam just over ten mins. ago. Our crack news-gathering team will give you the exit polling the moment we get it here in the bunker.

And Puerto Rico has less than 11 hrs. to go. Almost done!

1 comment:

Nasreen Iqbal said...

He's had eight years to come take the guns. I've been wondering when he would finally do it...