A brace of quotes from Mike Royko, another whose natal anniv. was ruined by this "Talk Like A Pirate" bullshit:
God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.Pretty sure he stole that from Fred Allen. All Virgos are crooked, you know. If it isn't nailed down, it's ours!!
It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylumCan't disagree w/ that.
filled with babbling loonies.
Also celebrating: Mr. Door Tree.