Friday, January 8, 2016

Troll Invasion!

War criminal Allen West was bloviating & threatening the Prez & stuff & a common alicublog tater noticed it (can't find the actual comment now, sorry) & then someone else noticed it & all the unemployed losers (Howdy, friends!) w/ Disqus accounts who are bored & irritated beyond human endurance w/ crackers cracking 24/7 headed there & left snide & rude comments about the intellectual capabilities of the Gawd & Gun-crazed bitter clingers who are down w/ one-term Representative West's empty melodrama for a tiny minoroty of loudly delusional dipshits.
President Barack Hussein Obama, on behalf of true Americans, I want to inform you that we will not follow your unconstitutional executive order.

We the American people have no other recourse than to resort to civil disobedience. We have no representatives in Washington DC who will stand and the Supreme Court has failed us as well.

You have embraced violent protest movements in America such as Occupy Wall Street and Black Lives Matter. We are not lowering ourselves to that despicable progressive socialist “rules for radicals” model.

We, the people, are just telling you “No.” We will now be sending you emails and social media posts as well as calling OUR White House to say one word, “No.”

And if you persist and take the same course of action as Xerxes, we will give you a two-word response, Molon Labe.

This is your final year as president of the United States so let us come to an agreement: you leave us alone and we, the American people, will let you stay and finish your term.

Heed these words of counsel. Our American blood is descended from men and women who rejected tyranny — so shall we honor their memory.

If you do not wish to honor your oath to the Constitution and protect us, we shall protect ourselves. And NEVER forget the oath we American Warriors take is to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign, and domestic.

I beseech you, do not come down on the wrong side of American history. Do not come out into the East Room and issue these executive orders, which you know very well are not constitutional. America is a Constitutional Republic, not a constitutional monarchy, and we are not ruled by edict.

We have a system of checks and balances, separation of powers, and coequal branches of government. If you cannot govern this Nation according to its principles and established laws, then tell us so, and kindly vacate the office.


Gerald Parks said...

The STUPID is strong in that one!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That's pure comedy gold, and the rightie numbnuts are just as funny as the trolls.