Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Desperation Time

Straw-grasping at Breitbart's Coffin: Oh boy, oh boy! The Obama tech wizards forgot to register the .net version of organizingforaction.com, & then a tech-savvy reactionary snatched it up & made it redirect to the NRA's site! Wowie. That's some policy victory, innit? W/ a single fell swoop, the Second Amendment is saved, Obamacare repealed & the Fourteenth & Seventeenth Amendments are thrown in the dustbin of history!

At the very least typist Warner Todd Huston is sure liberals (& the President personally) have been pissed off by this. "Furious," even.
As Obama's OFA made its debut, no one in his purportedly Internet-savvy campaign had obtained the corresponding .com, .net, .org or .us sites, nor did OFA register other names that are close to its official one, as is the sensible practice. In the case of the .net address, a fellow named Derek Bovard had already registered the .net address by the time Obama's team took notice.

Bovard has routed his new site to the homepage of the National Rifle Association.

So, whenever anyone goes to www.organizingforaction.net they end up seeing the homepage of the NRA.

Naturally, Obama and his fellow community organizers were furious.* So furious, in fact, that they have replied by filing complaints against Bovard--and, apparently, a variety of other people who had registered domain names that OFA now wants.
And, it's an exclusive! No one else had the story! Silly old mainstream legacy media. Completely in the tank for Obummer. If only they'd covered this, Obammy would never have been reëlected. Never!! This is also incontrovertible evidence that all the Internet-savvy tech whizzes have deserted the community organizers & are now aligned w/ the stupid greedy party. Won't be long before hateful Republican messages of exclusion & rabid extremity are all over social media & those 'phones the kids love. And once young people get those messages, well, you can bet they won't be voting for a Democrat Santa Claus next time.

So, Warner Todd, next time you come across a game-changing exclusive like this, we'd suggest you just go jack off in your hat. Even if you're caught at it the embarrassment will be less than publishing this load of desperation should have been.
*We were unaware that Mr. Huston was a psychic & mind-reader as well as a talented exclusive-finder. Either way, he jacks off in his hat.


Anonymous said...

What's up to all, how is everything, I think every one is getting more from this site, and your views are pleasant in support of new viewers.

Here is my web blog; dumpster rentals raleigh
my site - dumpster rental connecticut

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

your views are pleasant in support of new viewers.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

M. Bouffant said...

Decidedly Unpleasant Editor:
Worst part is we wanted to rent dumpsters in Conn. & Raleigh, but the links don't link to any such site.

Aunt Snow said...

Are you saying that Anonymous is a scam? Heaven forfend!

Aunt Snow said...

Are you saying that Anonymous is a scam? Heaven forfend!