|Douche-y & Douche-ier. Or is that backwards?|
When it was announced that 2016 Republican presidential hopefuls Ted Cruz and Donald Trump would be teaming up next month to host a joint rally opposing the Iran nuclear deal, it seemed things couldn’t get more outlandish. Until it was revealed that the Center for Security Policy would be sponsoring it.Or, I could use my anticipated birthday flamethrower!
In all seriousness [TAKE BEAT (OR TWO) FOR LAFFS] this won't be an American election to remember until some citizen (Or not, it's still a free country, damnit!) has taken a could've-hit-him shot at one of the candidates, Sara Jane Moore-style:
She was using a gun she bought in haste that same morning and did not know the sights were six inches off the point-of-impact at that distance (about 40 feet away) and she narrowly missed.'Though I'll settle for Squeaky-style theater, even.
Although Fromme stood a little more than an arm's length from Ford that Friday morning and pointed an M1911 pistol at him in the public grounds of the California State Capitol building, her gun failed to fire and no one was injured.Hell of a September for Calif. & Pres. Ford forty yrs. ago.