Thursday, August 6, 2009

Open Letter To The Bagel Council Of America

Dear Bagel People:
Please make the effing sesame seeds on your stinking bagels adhere to the damn things a little better, as we're sick & tired of picking sesame seeds from our keyboard, among many surfaces.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
America's Concerned Bagel End-User Community.

3 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Think of the poor ants. What do they get?

Another Kiwi said...

They get exploited by the rich ants I suppose

M. Bouffant said...

The Ministry of Animal Life Responds:

No ants here in the M. Bouffant socialist paradise. Only non-productive vermin like roaches & flies need apply.