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Alicia Sitz / The Hill:
CDC seeks source of parasitic outbreak linked to ‘explosive’ diarrhea in multiple states
State of Michigan:   Outbreak of cyclosporiasis occurring in Michigan

Lois M. Collins / Deseret News:   CDC investigating severe intestinal parasite outbreak in 17 states

Ed Cara / Gizmodo:   Oh Great, a Parasite That Causes Explosive Diarrhea Is Spreading Right Now

Peter Stevens / GB News:   Explosive diarrhoea outbreak sparks panic across America as experts scramble to solve what's behind it

Rachel Sacks / New York Post:   Mystery of explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak in the US — as experts try to figure out what's causing it

Ben Tumulty / The Post Millennial:   Foreign parasite causing explosive diarrhea infiltrates US—with largest outbreak in New York

Do note this runny load of doody: "'Foreign' parasite; 'infiltrates' US". "Blame Canada" or some other dirty furriner, right Ben? Just pathetic. Absolute losers.

Let's hope "diarrhoea" isn't a developing theme here. Wouldn't have expected it to show up twice in one day.