Dimbulb Donnie Destroys Dow

Bloomberg:

U.S. Stocks Battered by Trade, Yield Concerns: Markets Wrap  — Thirty-year bonds lead rise in Treasuries after inversion  — Pound erases gain as push to avoid hard Brexit may be at risk  —  U.S. stocks plunged, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average tumbling more than 800 points …

Ben Shapiro / Daily Wire:   Stock Market Drops 700+ Points As Trump Declares Himself ‘Tariff Man’

Sputnik International:   Trade Negotiations With China Have Already Started - Trump

Betty Cracker / Balloon Juice:   Arsonist lied about firefighting activities

CNN:   White House corrects top aide on China negotiations timeline

Anna Fifield / Washington Post:   After Trump summit, no mention in China of 90-day deadline or trade concessions

Fred Imbert / CNBC:
Dow drops 150 points on fears of slowing economic growth, Toll Brothers falls

Emily Stewart / Vox:   “We don't yet have a specific agreement on that”: White House backtracks on China deal

Adam Shell / USA Today:   Why the stock market's first reaction to the Trump-Xi trade ‘cease-fire’ is bullish

Emily Stewart / Vox:
Stock market plunges as Wall Street gives Trump's China deal another look

Wall Street Journal:   Stocks Tumble as Investors' Trade Fears Return

Katy O'Donnell / Politico:   Markets drop as doubts grow over Trump's China deal

D. Parvaz / ThinkProgress:   China, Russia, and North Korea are smacking down President Trump's tough talk

Washington Post:
Dow plunges more than 600 points on confusion over status of U.S.-China trade deal

Peter Weber / The Week:   Trump's economic advisers say China has not agreed to slash auto tariffs, despite Trump's tweet

Heckuva job, Lumpy.