Processed Cheese Report

Jesus Gawd, there is a tune for everything! (Not necessarily a "good" one, but you know ...)

 The Daily Beast: 
Heather Nauert Isn't U.N. Ambassador Yet, but State Department Staff Say She's Got One Foot Out the Door

Davis Richardson / Observer:   Mike Pompeo Banned a Journalist From His Plane For Reporting He Ate Processed Cheese

Aidan McLaughlin / Mediaite:   Heather Nauert Reportedly Enraged Mike Pompeo By Telling a Reporter He Ate Processed Slices of Cheese

At least the fat stupid jerk Pompeo realizes eating that crap is embarrassing. Hope his arteries clog up real quick & he dies like a stuck pig.