Final: Westside Weasels 38, Authentic Urban Just South of Downtowners 28. Feeling like Mitt Romney here; too many "gifts" from one side.
We suppose that's what they get for starting a QB initialed M.B. Also: The head coach hiring his father as the defensive coördinator? Shee-yit!
It is our sincere hope that this embarrassment motivates the Men of Troy to reduce Nôtre Dame to a quivering pulp next wk.
Oh, & grudging congratulations to the Bruins. Good job, Jim Mora.
College football leaves me limp (now that I think about it, pretty much everything leaves me limp - thanks, meds!!), but I may very well have to watch that Notre Dame USC game just for the angst factor...
ReplyDeleteYeah, and the Harvard Sux won, too.
ReplyDeleteBRING ON THE POCALYPSE, NOW!!!
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Sporty Editor:
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't on telebision we wouldn't give fuck one either, but we do like to stir it up.
You know who else was an Eli?
Bruins beat the University of Spoiled Children!
ReplyDeleteDon't hate me because I've eaten the Westwood Kettle Corn!
Although when it's the Trojies vs. the God-botherers, I'm on the Trojan's side.
Exception Editor:
ReplyDeleteNo hating. We want UCLA to win every game but this one.
You know who else was an Eli?
ReplyDeleteThat's right...HITLER!!1!
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I quit watching college sports a while ago when I realized what a bag of shit the NCAA is and how they use poor kids to make huge amounts of money off of and yet refuse to allow them to make a dime.
ReplyDeleteAll-American Editor:
ReplyDeleteStop making us feel guilty. We don't buy any of the crap advertised in the games, so we are pure!