Sunday, March 14, 2010

Humor In Uniform

These appeared under the title "Military Wisdom" at Alternate Brain. Many other good ones there.

· "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." — US Air Force Manual.
· "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons." — General MacArthur.
· "Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once." — Maritime Ops Manual.
· "Tracers work both ways." — U.S. Army Ordnance Manual.

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