Added bonus: Its face is covered, it's someone else's voice & you can read the inane babble w/o listening.
White America voted to elect this buffoon all three times he ran for president.
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— Johnathan (@johnathanperk.bsky.social) March 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
This reporter remains highly amused, enough to search
his own questions: "Are the effing pens even actual Sharpies®? ... where the hell he'd get them?" The answers? Yes. They are
SUPERSharpies®, but weren't easily visible on their website, which doesn't offer customization, so he wouldn't have talked w/ anyone there. Someone from Pens.com, Vistaprint, Etsy, 4Imprint, & so on, sure. Probably wasn't even his idea, or he babbled idly about it & flunkies took it upon themselves to fulfill his wishes, & he made up a story about negotiating.
Couldn't find personalized SUPERSharpies®, but five bones per may not be excessive. The big ones (for fumbly fingers) retail for a bit under two bucks each in six-packs, but I'm not about to start comparing bulk prices & printing costs.
P.S.: Hey, while I'm realizing things, does Etsy mean
etc., as in
et cetera? Well, close-ish.
Etsy's name was inspired by the Italian phrase "e si" (meaning "and yes" or "oh, yes") heard by founder Rob Kalin in the film 8 1/2, which he misheard as "et si". It was chosen for its nonsensical, unique sound, allowing the company to build a brand identity from scratch, rather than having a pre-existing meaning.
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