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I have somehow misplaced my wallet somewhere in the bunker, or lost it in the street. Not in my pants, not visible anywhere in here. Nowhere around the desk, which is where I last vaguely remember it & where it would ordinarily be. I used my debit card last night, so I think the effing thing is somewhere in here, but where the fucking hell did I put it, & why did I put it where I can't find it??
Totally paralyzed; can't get cash, can't use my bus pass, need various ID cards, yada.
I doubt someone got in & then walked out w/ it while locking the door from the inside, but I stopped the card anyway.
Not impossible it fell out of my pocket on my way back from the corner store; wish I could remember if I used the card online
after getting 7-Up, in which case it's madness or burglary, or prior, when it's mere idiot loss. Yet I'm sure I wouldn't have put it in a drawer for some reason, or forgotten that I had. And I've looked in most drawers already.
One consolation: Wasn't a dollar in it.
Nonetheless: Fuck fuck fuck!!! Last damn thing I need is bullshit like this.
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