Got up, headed for the galley to brew some tea & was greeted by one of your horrid relatives running about the sink. You'd better believe I killed it good, w/ spray cleanser & water.
I will not hesitate to kill & dispose of any of you that I find in my sink, or outside the front door!
Back for a second cuppa, & was greeted by yet another of your relatives. No one here gets out alive!! (Alas, didn't get the camera soon enough to capture its death throes, but it was flailing!)
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