Friday, September 19, 2025
State Of The Bouffant
I will see you dead, slumlord bastard!I have now wasted 72 revolutions around the sun stuck in this awful world on this shithole planet in the hell of other people, like the slumlords & squealers, liars & cheaters, & the damn police.
Went to the croaker; been anemic since Dec. Probably internal bleeding, could mean colon cancer. Time for a colonoscopy. If it is keister cancer you'd better hope I get better, because you're all dead as soon as I'm told I only have X months to live.
Birthday presents, rec'd. yesterday, all from strangers, of course: I gave the new wage-slave at the 7-Eleven® a Lincoln for a $2.99 purchase & she gave me change for a twenty, so I'm 15 bones ahead, & screw 7-Eleven®!
And, I found a toy Roman short sword. Wish it were real: I'd be stabbin' & slabbin' 'em left & right!
Thanks again to all my former friends for sweet fucking nothing.
1 comment:
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have an attorney present while you are commenting. If you cannot afford an attorney, you are "Shit Outta Luck" (SOL). Anything you type here can & may be used against you in a court of law or in a personal "beat-down" administered by a staff member or "associate" of this "web log."
The publisher thanks Google/Bugger for denecessitating verification. (Not that we need explain anything to anyone.)
Take the test, either poop on a stick or camera up the poop shoot; but don't ignore it! Trust me, you don't want the ostomy bags if you ignore this!!!
ReplyDelete