Suck Shit, Chris Cillizza

Now it's political, you inane drone. Not to mention the whoring at the White House.

Please Leave My Tesla Alone—It’s Not a Political Statement

ROAD RAGE

Over the weekend, an anti-Elon protestor defaced my car, writes Chris Cillizza. That’s not OK.

First, taping something to the bumper of your shitmobile that you were able to remove & photograph w/o any fucking damage to your Tesla is not "defacing" it, you hysterical sissy boy. On that basis alone maybe you should keep your whining mouth shut before someone actually defaces your face w/ their fist.

Do you dispute the fact that Musk is a Nazi, you bofesidesing Beltway Media moron?

And what a brain-dead consumer you are. In short, Chris Cillizza is everything wrong w/ this country. Fuck you, Chris, you, everybody like you, & the Tesla you rode in on. If you can't take the heat, get the fuck outta the kitchen!! Did you call the police to report this horible crime like all the other chickenshit assholes who call the police on me every month?

P.S.: Only America-haters let their children play soccer.

UPDATE: Look, new headline in the time it took to type this item:

To Whoever Defaced My Tesla—Leave Me Out of Your Politics

Again, you illiterate whiner: Not "defaced". Not even a permanent sticker it would have been a pain to remove fully. Shut the fuck up for once.