Monday, December 23, 2024

Ho Ho Ho, You're All Whores,
'Cept For The Pimps & Tricks

See? Paris Hilton is certainly one.
Perhaps high-dollar, but a whore is a whore, Xmas spirit be damned.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and give my dick a big bite"
Wait a sec ... we are advised by our att'y. that Ms. Hilton is not a whore or a pimp, but an "influencer". There's a difference?

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