Do not let "Huey" fool you w/ its large "eyes", designed to make you feel as if it's a human baby, in hopes of preventing you from taking a sledge-hammer to it like the job-stealing robot it is. Or one could use a crowbar & help oneself to whatever greasy fried slop is inside.
The actual fun, of course, is standing in front of it, which paralyzes it. I wonder what the legal ramifications of accidentally overturning one of these things might be? Or what might happen if "Huey" showed up at its destination w/ the Charles Schwab advert covered by a pile of steaming crap w/ a needle sticking out of it? Or biohazard stickers all over it?
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