Friday, September 1, 2023

Next Step? Burn The Witches!

Roger Sollenberger / The Daily Beast:
Matt Schlapp Held an Exorcism at CPAC Offices After Junior Employees Resigned  —  Matt Schlapp wanted to rid the CPAC offices of evil spirits, so he got a Catholic priest to sprinkle holy water on the office furniture and employees, multiple sources said. 
Must've been a demon what made you grab that young feller by the root, huh Matt? Jesus F. Christ, I doubt if setting a Catholic priest & some "holy water" loose in there's going to cut down on the sex assaulting.

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