"Someday A Rain Will Come And Wash All The Scum Off The Streets"

That day may be Sunday or Monday.

A satellite image taken Thursday morning shows Hurricane Hilary off the Pacific coast of Mexico.

(National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration / Associated Press)

Or it may not. Headline:

Hurricane Hilary is rapidly intensifying, bringing danger to Southern California

Frightening, innit? But get past the clickbait bullshit & you'll find maybes & 50% chances & "things could change":

Projections show the storm has about a 50% chance of hitting Southern California late Sunday or early Monday as a tropical storm, meaning sustained winds at or above 39 mph. Much about the path and strength of the storm could still change in the coming days, officials warn.

[Fuck you, L.A. Times. Stop lying to us.]