Surf's Up!

Photo by Mark Woodward/Native Santa Cruz
More crime photos (& context) at the KRON link below.

Annie Roth / New York Times:

A Sea Otter Is Stealing Surfboards Near Santa Cruz, California  —  California wildlife officials are hoping to apprehend a 5-year-old sea otter, who has a knack for riding the waves after committing longboard larceny.  —  Annie Roth lives in Santa Cruz, Calif., where she knows enough to stay away from sea otters in the ocean.

Caitlin O'Kane / CBS News:   An otter was caught stealing a surfboard in California. It was not the first time she's done it.

Elaine Mallon / Breitbart:   California Sea Otter Hijacking Surfers in Santa Cruz

Amy Larson / KRON4:   Photos: Surfing sea otter steals surfboards, eludes capture

Kady Ruth Ashcraft / Jezebel:   Otters Have Joined the Ocean's Battle Against Man

Susanne Rust / Los Angeles Times:   A renegade sea otter is terrorizing California surfers: 'It's a little scary'

Dustin Dorsey / ABC7:   Authorities issue warning after aggressive sea otter seen going after surfers in Santa Cruz

David Propper / New York Post:   Aggressive sea otter trying to steal surfers' boards sought by California wildlife officials

Ben Hooper / UPI:   Wildlife officials trying to capture surfboard-stealing otter

A) Yuck foo, "wildlife authorities", state or federal. Let the otter be. You filthy humanoids are invading her turf.

B) Hysterical headline writers, knock it off. "Highjacking, terrorizing, renegade, aggressive", yada. It's a sea otter, not Al Qaeda, you clickbaiting cretins.