Moose On The Loose!!

Jee-zus, just fuck these people:

Alaskan sentenced in Jan. 6 riot at Capitol tells judge he needs a gun for moose defense

But Assistant Federal Public Defender Eugene Ohm wrote that, within days of his sentencing hearing, Mileur saw a moose on his property. Moose can be dangerous, the Washington, D.C.-based lawyer wrote, citing two commercial websites.

“Mr. Mileur thus respectfully requests that the conditions of his probation be modified so that he may defend himself and his property against potential moose on his property,” Ohm wrote.

He included two photos of Mileur’s backyard moose.

Federal prosecutors oppose the request. They wrote that Mileur lives in a suburban neighborhood, not the wilds, and that moose rarely need to be shot in self-defense.

“Many residents … consider a visiting backyard moose to be a pleasurable diversion; a cause to pull out a camera and boast to friends and neighbors when a particularly majestic specimen appears,” they wrote.

Two Americas indeed. One America wants to shoot the moose w/ a camera, the other America is pants-shitting
scaredy-cat two-bit wanna-be Nazi seditionists who want to shoot the moose w/ a gun.