How To Excite The Right

Fake News Gets A Boner

Ian Mohr / Page Six:

Fan poops in aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show  —  Some like it... steaming hot.  —  Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Schubert Theater — and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton.

Brodigan / Louder With Crowder:   Mystery pooper drops deuce right by Hillary Clinton as she attempts to enjoy a Broadway Play

Paul Bois / Breitbart:   Alleged Serial Pooper Defecates in Aisle Near Chelsea and Hillary Clinton at New York Theater

Jim Hoft / The Gateway Pundit:   New Yorker Sh*ts in Theater Aisle Near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway Show

Sam Janney / Twitchy:   So ... shit hit the FAN? HA! Fan POOPS in aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show

Taylor Berman / Insider:   Hillary and Chelsea Clinton took in a Broadway show — and then someone pooped near them, per report

Kay Smythe / The Daily Caller:   Someone Took A Dump In The Aisle While Hillary And Chelsea Clinton Watched Broadway Show, Apparently

Tom Tillison / BizPac Review:   Poop in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway show writes its own jokes

TMZ.com:   Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Broadway Outing Marred by Poop in Aisle

Of course, in any other context, public poop is a clear indication of the failure of the cities, & to be loudly condemned.