Thursday, October 27, 2022
Inflation Beater
Thought I'd save myself some moolah by getting expiring meat at a dollar off yesterday.
Scanned it at the self-check-out, the robot made a beep & I shoved it in my bag. Apparently the dollar-off UPC wasn't in the system, because Mr. Machine didn't read it, saving this reporter US$5.99.US$2.19 for three cloves of garlic? Yuck foo, Target.
Irony: Parked outside the Target, a decommissioned (note missing paint) police car, to dissuade shoplifters. Ha ha ha.
++Irony: Previous Target freebie.
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Hah! Almost expired meat is 30% off at Vons!
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ReplyDeleteYou still have to pay for it. In general, Vons is higher-priced than Ralphs, so you may not be saving that much.
Only thing worst than a car is a police car.
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