Friday Finger (W/ Music)

Texas speaks.

CNN:

She smeared blood on herself and played dead: 11-year-old reveals chilling details of the massacre  —  (CNN)An 11-year-old survivor of the Robb Elementary School massacre in Uvalde, Texas, feared the gunman would come back for her so she smeared herself in her friend's blood and played dead.

Axios:   “It might happen again”: Uvalde's kid survivors tell their stories

Lee Brown / New York Post:   Texas school shooter Salvador Ramos told teacher ‘goodnight’

Associated Press:   Students who survived Texas school attack describe scene

Jon Blistein / Rolling Stone:   Uvalde Survivor, 11, Says She Covered Herself in Classmate's Blood and Played Dead During Shooting

Eric Quintanar / The Daily Wire:   11-Year-Old Says Shooter Played Grim Music After He Started Killing

Melissa Fine / BizPac Review:   11-yr-old girl recounts covering herself in classmate's blood, playing dead in case shooter returned

Kristinn Taylor / The Gateway Pundit:   Horror: Uvalde School Children Desperately Called 911 Begging for Help as Police Waited an Hour to Kill Shooter

Mercury News:   On-scene commander decided not to try to breach classrooms in Texas elementary school shooting, official says

Click2Houston.com:   Houston family of 11-year-old school shooting survivor says student smeared blood on her body to pretend to be dead

Chloe Folmar / WFLA-TV:   Uvalde student says she covered herself in classmate's blood to appear dead

Rebecca Cohen / Insider:   An 11-year-old girl survived the Texas school shooting by covering herself in her friend's blood to play dead

Isabel Keane / Metro.co.uk:   Texas school shooting victim played dead and smeared classmate's blood on herself to survive

Zachary Leeman / Mediaite:   CNN Producer Recounts Events of the Uvalde School Classroom Shared to Her by an 11-Year-Old Survivor

Press Telegram:   She smeared blood on herself and played dead: 11-year-old reveals chilling details of Uvalde massacre

Fox News:   Uvalde, Texas student who covered herself in classmates' blood to survive is still shaken, dad says

And in trivial first world problems, this reporter extends a middle finger to Apple TV+, which has exclusive rights to tonight's Blue Jays at Angels game, & isn't sharing. Fuck you "Tim Apple", & fuck Arte Moreno, Major League Baseball & you Canadian hosers too. Fucking parasites, all of you.