Go Eff Yourself, Nebraska

Meat is murder, mofos!

Grant Schulte / Associated Press:

Nebraska declares pro-meat day on Colorado meatless day

John Bowden / The Hill:   Nebraska governor declares pro-meat day to counter Colorado

Tamar Lapin / New York Post:   Major beef: Nebraska declares pro-meat day on Colorado meatless day

Taegan Goddard / Political Wire:   Nebraska Declares Pro-Meat Day to Counter Colorado

So, Gov. Ricketts of Neb., do you think the Xians & their Friday Fast, "a Christian practice of abstaining from animal meat, other than fish, as well as alcohol, on Fridays, or holding a fast on Fridays, found most frequently in the Eastern Orthodox, Catholic, Lutheran, Anglican and Methodist traditions", are a direct attack on your way of life there in Nebraska, per the AP above?

Ricketts said meat is a nutritious, protein-rich food source and noted that beef production is Nebraska’s largest industry.

“That is a direct attack on our way of life here in Nebraska,” Ricketts, a Republican, said at a news conference in an Omaha meat shop.

Waiting for a statement condemning Jesus's people & The Pope, Ricketts. Oh, not the kind of culture war you're willing to fight, you two-faced sack of beef offal?

Truly, the states are the laboratories of idiocy.