Pharoah's House Crashes: No Power, No Heat, No Water, No Future

Must suck to be you, Texas. An entire gigantic state run by cheap, lying, greedy asshole morons who essentially want their fellow Texans dead, by freezing, dehydration, carbon mononxide poisoning or the old stand-by, the fucking plague.

Alex Samuels / The Texas Tribune:

Stop dripping your faucets: Texas officials say the state's water supply is at risk  —  After enduring multiple days of freezing temperatures and Texans dripping faucets to prevent frozen pipes from bursting, cities across the state warned Wednesday that water levels are dangerously low, and it may be unsafe to drink.

Anna Caplan / Dallas Morning News:   Boil water notice includes northern Fort Worth, Southlake, other cities; restaurants must close

City of Arlington:   City of Arlington Residents Asked to Boil Tap Water Before Consumption

KXAN-TV:   WATER: First no power, now water problems mount across Central Texas