Friday, April 10, 2020

Good News For Modern Man:
More Jesus = Fewer Worshipers

Religious War Time?

Cassandra Fairbanks / The Gateway Pundit:
Democrat Kentucky Governor Announces Plan to Record License Plates of Easter Church Goers and Force Them to Self-Quarantine for 14 Days  —  The state of Kentucky is cracking down on Easter weekend worshippers by recording the license plates of people who attend services and forcing them to “self-quarantine” for two weeks afterwards.
Brooke Seipel / The Hill:
Louisiana church expecting 2,000 at Easter service despite coronavirus: ‘Satan and a virus will not stop us’  —  While many churches across the nation plan to hold their Easter services online Sunday, a Louisiana pastor says his church near Baton Rouge is expecting a crowd of 2,000 …
Rich McKay / Reuters:   Some defiant U.S. churches plan Easter services, ignoring public health guidelines
Hemant Mehta / Friendly Atheist:   COVID-Defying Pastor Tony Spell Expects 2,000 People at Church on Easter Sunday
Taegan Goddard / Political Wire:   Louisiana Church Expects 2,000 for Easter Service
King Yellow has a topical tune,
& I have a topical/thematic image.
Crucified not on a cross of gold, but of steel. Bent, rusted steel.
Don't let us stop you from congregating in fellowship, you fucking saps; just stay the hell away from decent people after you've infected each other.

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