A Modest Proposal: Apocalypse NOW!

Is there the slightest reason the United Snakes shouldn't let these two other shithole countries destroy each other & all the fucking oil they're sitting on? Hell, we shouldn't "let" them, we should encourage them in mutual population reduction.

CNN:
Trump says US ‘locked and loaded depending on verification’ of attack on Saudi oil field  —  Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump on Sunday evening tweeted that the US has “reason to believe that we know” who is responsible for an attack on a Saudi Arabian oil field and the country is …
Connor Mannion / Mediaite:   Trump Says U.S. is ‘Locked and Loaded,’ But Will Wait on Saudi Arabia to Confirm Culprit of Attack on Oil Supplier
Juan Cole / Informed Comment:   Trump Awaits orders from Saudis; and Why the Houthis could have Done It
Robert Mackey / The Intercept:   Threatening New War for Oil, Donald Trump Calls His Own Offer of Iran Talks “Fake News”
Taegan Goddard / Political Wire:   Trump Says U.S. ‘Locked and Loaded’ After Attack
Martha Raddatz / ABC News:
Iran fired cruise missiles in attack on Saudi oil facility: Senior US official  —  Iran launched nearly a dozen cruise missiles and over 20 drones from its territory in the attack on a key Saudi oil facility Saturday, a senior Trump administration official told ABC News Sunday.
Kenneth Garger / New York Post:   US ‘locked and loaded’ in wake of Saudi oil field attacks: Trump
middleeastmonitor.com:   Trump says US ‘locked and loaded’ for potential response to Saudi oil attack
Daniel Larison / The American Conservative:   The U.S. Owes Saudi Arabia Nothing
Bradford Betz / Fox News:
Trump: US ‘locked and loaded’ against attackers of Saudi oil facility ‘depending on verification’  —  President Trump on Sunday suggested U.S. investigators had “reason to believe” they knew who launched crippling attacks against a key Saudi oil facility, and vowed that America was “locked and loaded depending on verification.”
Beth Baumann / Townhall:   Trump: America Is ‘Locked And Loaded’ To Deal With Those Who Attacked Saudi Oil Field
Charlie Spiering / Breitbart:   Donald Trump Authorizes Release of Strategic Oil Reserves After Attacks on Saudi Oil
Catherine Garcia / The Week:   Trump says the U.S. is ‘locked and loaded’ following Saudi oil attack
Mayor / One America News Network:   Oil surges, stock futures slip after attack on Saudi facility
Bianca Quilantan / Politico:
Trump says U.S. ‘locked and loaded’ after attack on Saudi oil
Behnam Ben Taleblu / Fox News:   Attack on Saudi oil facility shows Trump was right to pull out of Iran nuke deal
Mayor / One America News Network:   Dollar falls as oil attacks send investors to safety

Close to 40 yrs. on, as sadly fresh as ever. (Awright, maybe the band remnants aren't quite as fresh.)