Fish Rot From The Head Down

Hey, just like their "Commander-in-Chief".
A staggering number of troops are fat and tired, report says https://t.co/HnO2S92kNN

— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) October 4, 2018

These United Snakes are totally screwed. The tapeworm-infested North Koreans, driven mad w/ never-sated hunger, will cross the North Pacific as if it's nothing & eat our literal lunch. Maybe they'll even eat the fat tired bastards of the Dep't. of Defense.

Thank you for your service, in both the chow line & jockeying your desks. And in conclusion, fuck the troops.