You fools need someone to explain the tides to you as well?How: For nearly 26 hours we “afflict our souls”* by avoiding the following five actions:
- Eating or drinking (in case of need, see here and consult a medical professional and a rabbi)
- Wearing leather shoes
- Applying lotions or creams
- Washing or bathing
- Engaging in conjugal relations
*65 hideous yrs. of bare existence in this world of shit & pain has afflicted my apparently-damned-for-eternity soul quite enough, thank you. (Still can't believe these masochistic idiots.)
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