Life In The Monkey Cage

Why we don't get around much anymore, & why when we do it's only to the very nicest restaurants:

 Tiffany Crawford / The Province:

Woman detained after feces-flinging incident at Langley Tim Hortons  —  A woman could be facing charges after an irate confrontation at a Langley Tim Hortons Monday ended in feces being thrown at staff.  —  On Wednesday, surveillance video showing Tim Hortons staff being harassed was posted on Liveleak and YouTube.

Discussion:

Scott Morefield / The Daily Caller:   Irate Woman Denied Restroom Access Defecates On Floor, Then Throws It At Staff

 Tom Cleary / Heavy.com:

Aaron Schlossberg: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know  —  A New York City lawyer has been accused of going on a bigoted rant against employees of a Manhattan restaurant because they were taking orders in Spanish and speaking in the language to each other.  Aaron M. Schlossberg was identified …

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New York Daily News:   SEE IT: White man threatens to call ICE on Spanish-speaking workers at Midtown Fresh Kitchen

Tasneem Nashrulla / BuzzFeed:   People Spoke Spanish At A New York Restaurant So A Man Threatened To Call Immigration Officials ... "I pay for their welfare...the least they can do is speak English," the white man said in a rant recorded on video.

Jake Offenhartz / Gothamist:   Enraged White Man Threatens To Call ICE On Women For Speaking Spanish In Manhattan Fresh Kitchen

As the shitposting web-log of record, we are obligated to embed the video. Consider yourself warned.The official policy of Web of Evil (& Ennui) is "More public toilets, less private property, which, by the way, is theft!"