Monday, February 12, 2018

Mailing List

To buy:
  1. Rubber or latex gloves
  2. New box of envelopes
  3. New package of notepaper
  4. Stamps
  5. White powder (Confectioner's sugar, talcum powder, baking powder, cornstarch?)
To do:
  1. Figure out how to print addresses on envelopes
  2. No hair, perspiration, or other DNA-carrying/identifiable yada on anything (Canned air? Hair net?)
  3. Send love notes from secure, no-camera location
  4. Watch the fun & hysteria
"U.S. Male" - Elvis Presley

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