Lame musical hacks Neal Diamond & Elton John have announced retirements; Mr. Diamond has Parkinson's disease & has actually canceled some tour dates at the bottom of the world, while Mr. John (The Limey Billy Joel) is apparently grubbing money for his retirement & will have a farewell tour.
Good riddance, if much too late. The horridly limp & lamely mid-tempo music of both these crowd-pleasing hacks has been offending my delicate sensibilities for decades now, & (like everything the hell else on this planet of idiots) I am frankly sick & tired of the non-stop drivel that has emanated from their two pieholes for a virtual eternity.
Hoping their retirements are short & painful; I can't wait forever to piss on their graves.
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