I Bet His "Button" Doesn't

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018

Probably half the trouble right there. Mr. Happy left Trump's pants w/ the Russian pee-hookers or whatever, & once Lumpy realized it was no longer going to work in one-on-one situations he figured he might as well run for President in his spare time, so that not only could he continue to screw people, he could screw millions of them at a time!