Attention Assassins!

Georgia vs. Alabama for the national (If the nation in "national" is the Confederate States of America.) championship reduces college football to more fucking southern-fried N.A.S.C.A.R. bullshit that's dead to me & all other freedom-loving people. Having Lumpy there is just more H.F.C.S. syrup on the Waffle House® waffle. Fuck the South.

(You think Trump's a Crimson Tide supporter because 'Bama Coach Nick Saban is almost as bald-faced a liar? Or would he see him as potentially dangerous competition?)

 Greg Bluestein / Political Insider:

Trump plans to attend Georgia-Alabama football championship game  —  President Donald Trump is planning to attend the national college football championship game between Georgia and Alabama on Monday in Atlanta, according to three people with direct knowledge of his plans.

Discussion:

David Nakamura / Washington Post:   Trump making plans to attend Georgia-Alabama college football championship

Adam K. Raymond / New York Magazine:   Trump to Attend College Football Title Game in ‘Crime Infested’ Atlanta

Neil Costes / WKRG-TV:   Report: President Trump to Attend Bama-Georgia Title Game

Ford Springer / The Daily Caller:   President Trump Reportedly Plans To Attend The National Championship Game

Now that you know Trump will be among the John Wilkes Booth fans away down south in the land of cotton today,
may these words guide you:

"Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis!"

(At least try to block his motorcade & maybe have a riot, Atlantans. He shouldn't be allowed to appear anywhere in public w/o disturbance of the peace.)