Self-Image

The above mustache & soul patch have been extruding for over a yr.; friggin' hairs don't grow long enough for gravity to effect them, & keep curling up into my nostrils. Contemplating shaving everything except directly under the nose where it is thickest. (Is that why Hitler & Chaplin went w/ the toothbrush look? I can only assume it is thickest there to keep moko out of the mouth.)

Had hoped that once it went white (coarser/thicker than the previous wispy dirty-blonde face fur) I might have something w/ which to work, but that too has turned to shit, like all my other desires & fantasies.