Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Attention Assassins: Load & Lock!

Vacation time for Trumpy Wumpy:
 NOTAM Number :FDC 7/2568 
Issue Date :August 02, 2017 at 1549 UTC
Location :BEDMINSTER, New Jersey
Beginning Date and Time :August 04, 2017 at 2000 UTC
Ending Date and Time :August 21, 2017 at 0030 UTC
Reason for NOTAM :Temporary flight restrictions for VIP Movement
Type :VIP
Obligatory disclaimer for legal purposes only: "Just sayin'. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." SRSLY, pls. save us some money.

Glossary: V.I.P. stands for Very Ignorant Prick. And let's not even think of  V.I.P. "movement". 'Specially not in those flattering white pants in which Lumpy golfs.

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