Sunday, January 22, 2017

2017 Wk. Three Morbidity
& Mortality Report

Wk. of 15-21 January 2017:
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, pro wrassler, accused murderer, Sunday the 15th.

Eugene Cernan, last humanoid to set foot on Luna, 82, Monday the 16th.

"Poppy" & "Bar" Bush, not to worry; hospital stays just an excuse not to attend Trump's illegit inaug.

Cheese or a cheese-like product on a cracker, this hasn't turned out to be much of a report. Reckoned (hoped) they'd be dropping like flies in the new yr.

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