Nation Of Chicken-Shits & Scaredy-Cats

Report of shooting at LAX proven to be LOUD NOISES only No Shots Fired No Injuries investigation continues to locate source

— Andy Neiman (@LAPDNeiman) August 29, 2016

Arriving at LAX off flight when people started pouring out of term 4 onto Tarmac. Security said "shots fired. Run!" Now in vehicle on taxiwy

— Lester Holt (@LesterHoltNBC) August 29, 2016

Stupid jerks heard loud noises (At an airport? Not possible!) had fits of fear, then were told by "security" to run (There's a great fucking plan!! Screw security theatrics.) & the terminal was evacuated. Why don't all you fools just stay at home quivering in fear, under your beds, sporting a pair of Depends® Underwear on your lardy American asses?

John Lennon proved totally wrong again: We are here for nothing more than to live in pain & fear. There's certainly no evidence to the contrary.